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Some Like It Hot

Some of you have been asking for my salsa recipe. Who am I to refuse? The Church Curmudgeon is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and…

Sep 1, 2023 •

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October 2021

Bear in Woods on a Snowy Evening

Apologies to Mr. Frost

Oct 20, 2021 •

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August 2021

and the body of Christ.

Aug 2, 2021 •

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July 2021

Time Now to Grind the Beans

Alleluia! Amen!

Jul 23, 2021 •

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A Wonderful Bev'rage

My Coffee Is Poured

Jul 16, 2021 •

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Hello, Coffee. So We Meet Again.

To the tune of God Be With You Till We Meet Again

Jul 9, 2021 •

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Morning Warning

Jul 2, 2021 •

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May 2021

Coffee, Coffee, We Adore Thee

Coffee, coffee, we adore thee; Pour us up a mug thereof! Eyelids rise like blinds before thee, Waking to the sun above. Melting clouds of mental…

May 28, 2021 •

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April 2021

Coffee, coffee, in my pot, Wake me gently as you ought; Ease the pain behind my eye, Lest I yell at passersby. Coffee, coffee, in my pot, Wake me gently…

Apr 5, 2021 •

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March 2021

for Tuesday of Holy Week

Mar 30, 2021 •

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Mar 25, 2021 •

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Of all the things our Lord hath made, I thank Him for the tree That grows the bean that brews caffeine That daily waketh me.

Mar 15, 2021 •

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